Giggles

Something I lust loved on my mission was getting jokes in my letters from home. Sometimes it is the little things that can make you happy. I just wanted to share some cheesy ones that I’ve found lately. These are “laffy taffy” quality… so you don’t have to admit that you actually laughed…..

1. What do you call a fake noodle?
2. Why does Saturn have a ring?
3. What should you wear in a rain storm?
4. Why did the seagull fly over the sea?
5. Why are frogs so happy?
6. What do you call a cow with no legs?
7. Why do bicycles always fall over?
8. I heard someone say you sound an owl…
9. What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock?
10. What is a Pumpkin’s favorite sport?

Answers:

1. Impasta
2. Because God Liked it- so he put a ring on it
3. Thunder pants
4. Because if he flew over the bay he would be called a bagel
5. They eat whatever bugs them.
6. Ground beef
7. because they are two-tired
8. who?
9. Look grandpa, no hands
10. Squash